Wednesday, August 31, 2005

BUSH TACKLES KATRINA

By Tweed

Today President Bush, flexing presidential muscle, told Vice President Cheney that it would be really, really nice if he could see his way to cap gasoline prices.

In addition, the President noted that the relocation of refugees from the Superdome to the Astrodome would be good for major-league baseball, noting that Texas had sufficient fan support for three teams. The President also suggested that the refugees change their name to the "Oompa Loompas."


New Orleans refugees react to the announcement of their relocation to Texas

Finally, the President told the American people that the act of Katrina would not pass without retaliation and announced a bombing campaign against the city of Amsterdam.



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