Tuesday, July 05, 2005

YOU DONE GOUDA

By Stockton

Today in Denmark, President Bush thanked the Danish people for their contribution in the Iraq War.

"You've done America and the world a valuable service. You've done Gouda," said the President. Bush went on to call Denmark a country "shaped like a mitten."

The President, upon learning that Gouda is a Dutch cheese, laughed off the faux pas. "I knew that, I was just seeing if you were paying attention."

Ironically, many see the War in Iraq as comparable to the Danish cheese, Port Salut, a semi-soft cheese with an offensive aroma that has difficulty aging.



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