Thursday, February 10, 2005

REHNQUIST BELIEVED TO BE ADULT FILM STAR

By Stockton

According to a recent poll, most Americans believe Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, William Rehnquist was Deep Throat.

The poll result came as a surprise. "In recent years, most people chose Linda Lovelace as Deep Throat," said Scott Hill, the poll director. "So, Bill Rehnquist was a bit of a surprise."


Chief Justice Rehnquist
in 1973


And today...

Rehnquist's role in the 1970's cult-porn-classic prompted Justice Potter Stewart's most famous quote: "I can't define Rehnquist, but I know him when I see him."

The poll also found that a majority of those questioned believed Antonin Scalia was Rehnquist's co-star, Harry Reems.



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