Monday, January 31, 2005


By Stockton

Ever since September 11, 2001, America has wondered, just where was Vice-President Cheney's undisclosed location? Was the courageous Vice-President in a hidden bunker somewhere in the Rocky Mountains? Aboard a submarine, fathoms under the Atlantic Ocean? In a Fortress of Solitude, somewhere in the Arctic?

Now, newly discovered documents answer that question. Oddly enough, it was the wrong question. It wasn't 'Where' is the undisclosed location; rather the proper question is 'What' is the undisclosed location?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Vice-President Cheney's undisclosed location.

Whether it's a terrorist attack or you just
need a good night's sleep, you'll sleep like the dead
in the Quantum Sleeper - Dick Cheney

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